Laughter is the Best Medicine: A Collection of Hilarious Quotes
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"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure." - Unknown
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" - Unknown
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not sure if I'm cut out for adulthood yet. I still want a gold star for participation." - Unknown
"I'm not sure what's worse: being a grown-up or pretending to be one." - Unknown
"I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted." - Unknown
"I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens." - Unknown
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving my energy." - Unknown
"I'm not always a smartass. Sometimes I'm asleep." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
"I'm not a control freak. I'm just a control enthusiast." - Unknown
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition." - Unknown
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious." - Michael Scott (The Office)
"I'm not a control freak. I'm just a control enthusiast." - Unknown
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person. I'm a caffeine person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them." - Unknown
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just in control." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
"I'm not old, I'm just chronologically gifted." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." - Unknown
"I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned and gravity challenged." - Unknown
"I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours." - Unknown
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition." - Unknown
"I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged." - Unknown
"I'm not a failure, I'm a lesson." - Unknown
"I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter than you." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just really good at what I do." - Unknown
"I'm not bossy, I'm the boss." - Unknown
"I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right." - Unknown
"I'm not going to sugarcoat it, I'm not that sweet." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a caffeine person." - Unknown
"I'm not a workaholic, I'm a success-holic." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just really good at what I do." - Unknown
"I'm not a fashion victim, I'm a fashionista." - Unknown
"I'm not a snob, I'm just better than you." - Unknown
"I'm not a pessimist, I'm just a realist with higher standards." - Unknown
"I'm not a foodie, I'm just someone who appreciates good food." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a party animal, I'm a wine enthusiast." - Unknown
"I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just really good at planning my procrastination." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just in control." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a work in progress." - Unknown
"I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine connoisseur." - Unknown
"I'm not a bookworm, I'm a book dragon." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just a perfectionist." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a caffeine person." - Unknown
"I'm not a workaholic, I'm a success-holic." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just someone who strives for excellence." - Unknown
"I'm not a party pooper, I'm just a fun selector." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a breakfast person." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a pizza person." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just a boss." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a detail-oriented person." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just fun-sized." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a cat person." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just in control." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a work in progress." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a dog person." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just a perfectionist." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a caffeine person." - Unknown
"I'm not a workaholic, I'm a success-holic." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just someone who strives for excellence." - Unknown
"I'm not a party pooper, I'm just a fun selector." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a breakfast person." - Unknown
"I'm not a people person, I'm a pizza person." - Unknown
"I'm not a control freak, I'm just a boss." - Unknown
"I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a detail-oriented person." - Unknown
"I'm not short, I'm just fun-sized." - Unknown
"I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person." - Unknown
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